USHKA
Do exercises 1, 2 and 3 on page 80.
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USHKA
I want them finished within 15 minutes and we correct them.
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USHKA
You! Turn off that music!
STUDENT 1
Ay, Miss, pero es re aburrido sin música.
USHKA
You want fun? Join a club!
And you! Put that camera away or else!
STUDENT 2
Pero si no hago nada!
USHKA
That's exactly my point. Get to work!
Empieza a sonar el timbre rítmicamente.
STUDENT 3
Miss, me parece que es la alarma.
USHKA
Sí, alarma de evacuación. Vamos todos, dejen sus cosas,
formen fila y bajan todos por el lado derecho de la escalera.
STUDENT 4
¿Es simulacro?
USHKA
No lo sé, pero apúrense de una vez y formen la fila!
STUDENT 5
Profe, no te preocupes, es simulacro seguro.
USHKA
Of course I won't worry, you're all gonna burn in rottening hell anyhow.
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USHKA
Did I just say that out loud?
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USHKA
Damn!
4 comentarios:
jajaja pobres pollitos...
That´s some fine pedagogy right there hehe
Just when you thought they wouldn't pay attention to what you were saying! But hey, sayin' it in english makes it more classy.
that's the ushka we like.
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